remember when you used to be real secretive about reading smutty fanfiction and making sure you were the only one in the room and now you read that shit at the dinner table like it’s nothing
I just want to remind you how strong you are
and that I care a lot about you
life is a cycle of highs and lows but good times are ahead
so keep your head up
the concept of liking someone and them liking you back and you deciding to date each other literally just fucking baffles me because it has never once happened for me in my entire life
how are you all doing this
how are you people making it look so easy
how are you finding people who like you back and want to date you and then actually do it
there’s always that one fanfiction that deserves to be turned into a movie
I’d lick my fingers
and flip your pages,
until your spine creased
and you lay spent,
with nothing else to offer.
Then, I’d cup you in my palms
and read you again.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon.
i feel like reading fanfic has kind of broken my desire to read published stories bc like theyre so bland tbh like. where the hell am i gonna get queer android romance in a bookstore. who writes about past assassins working together in a coffeeshop. all i see are straight white people making out like really like REALLY
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
If you follow me and you don’t reblog this, we’re gonna have a little issue.
I will 500% judge you if you don’t Reblog
More people reblogged this than there are in my state??
Hey let’s do this
REBLOG I TELL YOU
How to tie your shoes by Misha Collins [x]
(kind of not wanting to think about how many other knots Misha knows, and why)
I WASN’T GOING TO REBLOG THIS UNTIL bert-and-ernie-are-gay's GODDAMN COMMENT THERE JFC.